Creating Tomorrow’s Inventions Today. Usually after lunch
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No Door Left Behind
It all started with getting cold and wet one too many times in a friend’s Jeep.
“There HAS to be a way to take those stupid doors with us!” I complained.
“Nope, there isn’t.” Was the reply.
That was in 1995. After many trials and errors and changes, I finally received my patent for my Onboard Door Carrier (7,293,681) in 2004.
In the meanwhile, in 1999, I was assigned to the 311th Military Intelligence Battalion, 101st Airborne (Air Assault!) Division. The computer system we were using—the CHATS was designed for tactical units. It came with a cigarette lighter adapter to charge it. And military vehicles don’t have a cigarette lighter.
One too many times, one of my soldiers shorted out one of our batteries trying to hot
My third patent was me being silly. One of the Government contractor instructors working for me while I was assigned to Fort Huachuca, Arizona said
My Latest Invention
My latest patent (#12133957) prevents Ventral Erosion in male patients while wearing an indwelling catheter such as a Foley Catheter. If you don't know what "Ventral Erosion" is, do NOT look it up!
I also have a kitchen cabinetry innovation that I would like to get on the market. If you work in that field, email me!